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In all likelihood, the opinions written on this website may not even represent my current state of beliefs.
In short, everything contained here is likely just the ramblings of someone who drank too much caffeine on a given morning.
Also, as you can tell from this fine print, there is a reason I went into web development as opposed to pursuing a legal career.